My Halloween Pumpkins

03Nov09

Well as you know. I am a loser. I am a massive geek. I like doing things with my hands. I have no girlfriend, not even a sniff of one. And everyone I was supposed to be doing something with bailed out on me on halloween for a miriad of reasons.

So while wallowing in self pity trying to make out which bleach would be tastiest. I decided to spend 4 hours carving pumpkins.

But not normal pumpkins. Disgusting, revolting horrible pumpkins. Here are the results.

CANNIBALS

The cannibals are basically 2 evil mofos eating an innocent pumpkin. The big pumkin is my firebreathing one (see below) and the other is my Terminator pumpkin (see below also). This one made my housemate gag when she saw the brains.

FIRE BREATHER

This one I am most proud of. It took me only 20 minutes to make but scarred me. I wont give away the secrets but it is safe to say I at one point got a mouthful of liquid fire and was eating ice cream the rest of the weekend.

THE TERMINATOR

This one is a great idea. I basically rummage din my old pc spares box and found a thin bendable metal sheet and cut and glues it to the pumkin after hacking away at its skin. I also embedded real computer parts in the pumkin and gave it a red plastic eye.

EYEBALL

This one only took 5 or 6 minutes and 4 of them were scooping it all out. Golf ball and string with superglue

PUMPKIN POOED HIMSELF

The title is from my young housemate who thought it was the funniest thing he had ever seen.

STABBED

This one was amusing as I used one of those fake knives through the head jobbies.

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